Wednesday 28 December 2011

Android App

I have just created my first Android app using a website called http://www.appsgeyser.com/. It simply puts a mobile website into an app form. That's what i used to create an app that links someone to this blog. I am now researching into submitting it to the Android market.

So if you want to keep up to date without opening the quite frankly not very good Android browser (unless you have a custom ROM), then get the app.

If you want to download it now, get a barcode scanning app and scan this bad boy:


Or direct download here

Wednesday 21 December 2011

Christmas

It's that time of year again. The time of year where everyone is willing to pay loads of money on presents for (usually ungrateful) people, gets themselves in debt for 10 months, then has to do it all over again for next Christmas.

Now, i don't like Christmas. I'll tell you why. As my best friend Andrea, and my girlfriend Tracey, and probably a few other people know, i don't like people buying me things. I like to get things myself. However, I do like to buy people things occasionally. Although i don't like it forced on me every year like Christmas does.

Also, Christmas is for Christians. Which I'm not. I'm atheist. I don't believe in any god or "superior", omnipotent being, or Jesus. I believe in science. Hard evidence. The only time Christmas isn't for Christians is when its for kids. Christians and kids (and i suppose parents) are the only people who should celebrate the birth of Jesus. I'm not going to celebrate something i don't believe in. That's why i also don't believe in converting to different religions. You aren't going to start believing in a god you've never believed in before. If you believe in that god, you would have already been that religion. Am i right? HIGH FIVE! Don't leave me hangin', brah.

Christmas is just an ordinary day for me. If i get any presents (which i hope i don't), i open them, then get back to what i do any other day, go on the computer or PS3 or whatever. The things I normally do. Christmas is nothing to me except a pain in the cornhole.

That's without mentioning disruption to public transport. Where i work, we're open every day except Christmas day. And i get to work by bus, which on Boxing day (26th December for those that don't know) is at a reduced service, which can make it hard to get to work. should be easier now though, since our opening times have been reduced.

Anyway, think what you want about me. I don't like Christmas. It just brings trouble and makes life harder.

Or maybe I'm just a grinch.

Friday 16 December 2011

Bicentennial

Congratulations. We have now surpassed 2000 views (2115 to be exact). We are well on the way to getting...


Yep i went there again. OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, well done on getting to over 2000 views. That's it, just wanted to update you all on that. Toodles

Tuesday 13 December 2011

GTA 5 "Responsible for Virginia Tech Shooting"?

Here's what annoys me. There's people, usually politicians and other such "powerful" people, who like to accuse games of making people go on violent rampages. A recent one was some guy going around Virginia Tech and shot and killed a cop then shot himself, which i hadn't heard of until today.

I saw it posted on a Facebook fan page of Grand Theft Auto V (https://www.facebook.com/GrandTheftAutoV5). And today, it posted a link to it's blog: http://grandtheftautov5.blogspot.com/2011/12/stupid-website-claims-mw3-bf3-and-gta-v.html, which is a post about GTA 5, MW3, and Battlefield 3 being accused by some website called myona.com of influencing the 22 year old dude that shot this cop.

Firstly, Modern Warfare 3 wasn't even out at the time, and GTA 5 isn't out now, and won't be for a while. So apparently Battlefield 3 influenced him. So what he did was strategically and stealthily, go around the school, or whatever Virginia Tech is, and silently take out the cop. You know, like in a lot of modern games. He didn't? Oh, so what it said was a load of old crap then? Yep.

In fact games VERY VERY rarely influence people in a negative way. How many copies of MW3 were sold? 6.5 million in the UK and US. In one day. So there's millions of people who have played MW3 going around shooting people? No. There isn't. Actually it's more likely that games like that relive stress and let their violence out without harming anyone. Apart from camping cunts. So clearly, they don't know what they're talking about.

It also says on that website that the shooter's "style of the killing is similar to the upcoming Rockstar’s title Grand Theft Auto V". So apparently they've played the game. Because I'm pretty sure there's only been one trailer out and it doesn't show any gameplay. Even if they referred to GTA IV, there isn't any point in the game, or MW3 of BF3, where anyone goes around a school and shoots a cop. although in GTA there is a lot of cop shooting. Maybe next time it should be a myona.com writer. OOH SCANDAL. Now I've just influenced people and they;ll go around killing news website writers.

Clearly whoever wrote that article (a Mr. Amir Ariff) was just after internet traffic (just like i am with this blog post). It has 363 comments on it. the next highest amount of comments on an article on that website is... 7. Most of the commenters are probably people from that GTA 5 blog page though.

It says in that article that the guy was "quiet". In other words, he just kept it quiet that he was going to go crazy. He must have some mental illness. All i know is that it wasn't the game. I've been playing games since i can remember and i turned out relatively OK. I've never shot anyone (that I've been caught for). Kidding.

So myona.com, you might want to think about what you put next time. And that's the nice way of saying it.

On a lighter note, I was going to play DC Universe Online on PS3 since it became free to play. So i start it up, update. I expected that. What i didn't expect was after the update it has to download data. 12GB of it. So far it's been going for 50 minutes. and it's done 15%. It's going to take over 4 hours. So i'll do something else. Maybe play some OnLive. Actually i recorded Jumper last night so i might watch that. Oh crap, i recorded it on my PS3, and my PS3 is kinda busy downloading 12GB of data for 4 hours. OK, different plan.

Oh yeah, and i'm also growing a beard. Anyway, i need to poo. Ciao!

Friday 9 December 2011

My Trip

Ok, so yesterday i got back from Dublin after spending almost a week with my perfect girlfriend Tracey. It was amazing. I've never felt so compatible with someone. She really is my soulmate and I don't want anyone else. Except Jessica Alba, but she knows about that.
But yeah, we spent most of the time playing games and having sex and reinstalling windows on her computer and trying to install Ubuntu, which wasn't co-operating. It would help if it had a working cd drive (good job i brought my blu-ray drive) and a bigger than 40gb hard drive .
She took me to Dublin town into a retro game shop called rage. It was heaven.  I also saw the famous spike. It was taaaaaall.
We watched the notebook together while eating pizza. She cried at the end. So did i. Not really. I didn't!
Anyways, it was amazing. I couldn't keep my hands off her. I love her so fucking much. She's perfect for me